We heard a call asking for more NSFW Windicuffs, and we answered.

~NSFW~

10th September 2012

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(HERE take this before I change my mind!!)
Based on the fact that John pays excessive visits to Jake’s apartment afterschool to review contracts and then some

(HERE take this before I change my mind!!)

Based on the fact that John pays excessive visits to Jake’s apartment afterschool to review contracts and then some

Tagged: /casually uploads hitman porn in the middle of the nightNSFWdoodlesJake EnglishJohn EgbertJakeJohnWindicuffs

20th July 2012

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Anonymous said: I am stupidly excited about this blog! Windicuffs has been one of my favorite ships, but there's not a lot of fan work for it! So other than singing praise for you guys, I have a question: Is this a blog dedicated to the butler AU, or just general windicuffs stuff that you make?

Thank you!

It’s intended to be a general dumping ground for Windicuffs smut in general. The butler AU is basically just a thing that we’re working on from time to time.

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20th July 2012

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Anonymous said: I swear you are mentally retarded.

I mistook that ask for an ask on my main blog, not this one that I run with a couple of other people. 

So excuse you, Anon. 

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20th July 2012

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that-one-narshe-in-the-bushes said: Maybe that Anon is addressing as to when another one of those stories will be posted? :O

OH

OH OKAY

If they’re the stories in the inbox then they’ll be posted soon hopefully

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20th July 2012

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Anonymous said: When do you think the next time you would post be?

I’m not sure! I will have to discuss it with the other admins :0

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4th July 2012

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Pairing: Windicuffs

Rating: Explicit

Kink contents: dominant!John, submissive!Jake, oral sex, sexual denial.

Word count: Just over 2000

Description: A bit of setup, but mostly a little something to show how John and Jake’s relationship works. Written in 3rd person perspective.

A young man sits alone in his study, looking over paperwork and various other documents scattered on top of the desk he’s hunched over. To those unaware, this particular young man would seem to be a rather unremarkable teenager.

Fortunately for John Egbert, he was anything but unremarkable.

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Tagged: HomestuckAUJohn on Butler IslandJohn EgbertJake EnglishWindicuffsJakeJohnJohnJakeNSFWfanficiton

4th July 2012

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John on Butler Island a.k.a. Homobutlers a.k.a. A shamelessly self-indulgent AU collaboration.
Basically, this AU was spawned from a conversation about what the ship name for JohnJakeDave would be.
Picture this: John is a bratty, 16 year old who is used to getting everything handed to him on a silver platter, and happens to be the sole heir to a restaurant chain that is very successful. Jake is a loyal, 22 year old servant that has been working for John’s family for the past 5 years or so, and is essentially John’s plaything—which he doesn’t seem to mind. Dave is the newest addition to the staff in the Egbert estate thanks to some pulled strings from his older brother, and at 17, he’s already been through more jobs than more people go through in their lifetime; despite Dave’s attitude, John takes a liking to him almost instantly, and Jake is more than a little jealous over it.
The storyline is fairly open-ended, and any content written isn’t necessarily chronological, unless stated otherwise. It’s merely a side project meant to be fun that we work on in between other things, and when the inspiration strikes us.
This AU is Windicuffs-centric, but is by no means the only ship that will be popping up. At the very least, you should be expecting to see pretty much every possible combination of Jake, John, and Dave together.
We’re choosing to share the fruits of our labor, because why the hell not? Also because the Homestuck fandom could always use more porn. Always.

John on Butler Island a.k.a. Homobutlers a.k.a. A shamelessly self-indulgent AU collaboration.

Basically, this AU was spawned from a conversation about what the ship name for JohnJakeDave would be.

Picture this: John is a bratty, 16 year old who is used to getting everything handed to him on a silver platter, and happens to be the sole heir to a restaurant chain that is very successful. Jake is a loyal, 22 year old servant that has been working for John’s family for the past 5 years or so, and is essentially John’s plaything—which he doesn’t seem to mind. Dave is the newest addition to the staff in the Egbert estate thanks to some pulled strings from his older brother, and at 17, he’s already been through more jobs than more people go through in their lifetime; despite Dave’s attitude, John takes a liking to him almost instantly, and Jake is more than a little jealous over it.

The storyline is fairly open-ended, and any content written isn’t necessarily chronological, unless stated otherwise. It’s merely a side project meant to be fun that we work on in between other things, and when the inspiration strikes us.

This AU is Windicuffs-centric, but is by no means the only ship that will be popping up. At the very least, you should be expecting to see pretty much every possible combination of Jake, John, and Dave together.

We’re choosing to share the fruits of our labor, because why the hell not? Also because the Homestuck fandom could always use more porn. Always.

Tagged: HomestuckAUJohn on Butler IslandJohn EgbertJake EnglishDave Strider